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Mulla on naemma hyva elokuvamaku judging from the fact etta kattelin viikonloppuna juurikin kaks vastikaan Oscar-palkittua leffaa, The Departed ja Marie Antoinette. Okeiokei, Oscar ei aina takaa laatua (kuten voidaan todeta Titanicista, oikeesti, se on varmaan universumin huonoin Oscar-voittaja!).

Mutta kun kerran viralliset Oscarit on jaettu niin postaan tanne ihan huvin ja urheilun vuoks (ja koska mulla jalleen kerran on tylsaa ja kello on tosiaan vasta 9 aamulla paikallista aikaa) Movies.com-sivuston omat voittajat. Ehdokkaatkin loytyy taalta.

Hardest Working Mustache?
Sacha Baron Cohen's '70s porno brush in Borat

Biggest Waste of H20?
Lady in the Water

Most Creative Amputation?
The Asian chick's hanging eyeball in Hostel

Role We Wish Had Gone To Johnny Depp?
V in V for Vendetta

Best Fake Accent?
Johnny Depp's fey rock-star pirate in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Worst Fake Accent?
Leonardo DiCaprio's South Africaaan slur in Blood Diamond

Most Smoldering "Come Hither"-look?
Eva Green in Casino Royale

Best catfight?
Anna Paquin vs. Ellen Page in X-Men: The Last Stand

Most Gratuitous Nudity?
Sacha Baron Cohen in Borat

Most Gratuitous Use Of Bruce Willis?
Over the Hedge

Best Drag?
Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House 2

Best Acting Performance by a Wrestler or Best Wrestling Performance by an Actor?
The Rock in Gridiron Gang

Most Downloadable Soundtrack?
Dreamgirls

Best Impersonation of a Real-Life Weirdo?
Kirsten Dunst in Marie Antoinette

Best Double Entendre in a Title?
Snakes on a Plane

Tightest Tailoring Job?
Mystique's (Rebecca Romijn) blue-paint bodysuit in X-Men: The Last Stand

Hottest Receding Hairline?Jet Li in Fearless

Biggest Hair-Don't?
Tom Hanks' lifeless near-mullet in The Da Vinci Code

Best Scene-Stealing Prop?
Everybody's cell phone in The Departed

Best Soundbite?
"Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell … and, of course, my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley." — Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights

Best Indirect Bush Basher?
Borat

Most Obnoxious Wisecracking Animated Animal?
R.J. the raccoon in Over the Hedge

Squeamiest Pan's Labyrinth Moment?
Death by facial-smashing

Actor Most Likely Spinning in His/Her Grave from Inferior Remake?
Peter Sellers (The Pink Panther)

Farthest Fall from Cinematic Grace?
Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2

Taman aanestyksen perusteella vuoden voittaja nakyy olevan Borat, kun taas Oscar-raadin mielesta The Departed oli usean pystin arvoinen. Mene ja tieda, toisen olen nahnyt ja ensimmaista en. Odotan innolla tulevaa leffavuotta. Toukokuussa teattereihin tulee uusin Harry Potter ja heinakuussa Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Jei!!